Internet security officials from around the world are working diligently to counter the newest and most destructive virus to hit Americans since the infamous “I Love You” attack. Although details are sparse we have a confirmed report from renowned security expert Vladimir Roflcopter who described the virus as “A malicious and willful attempt to destroy the earth.” From what the experts have deduced thus far we know that the virus comes in the form of political advertisements. It seems clicking on any advertisement that has political powerhouse Sarah Palin, installs the virus discreetly. The virus then works slowly over a period of 3-4 months seizing control of your system. First your computer will grow sprouts that turn into legs. Then, your monitor develops ... Read More
World of Warcraft
TL;DR: Taking a break from posting. Yes folks a post of World of Warcraft. Why am I making this post? Well as you can see there has been a decrease in posts over the last month…. Why??? Well, Jabber Rat’s head editor Cole started playing again. Until he quits, I’m estimating around a month, there wont be very many posts around here. But we are looking for more editors! Reply to this post and explain to me why you should be an editor. ... Read More
Game of the Week #2: Katamari Forever
AKA Katamari Tribute in some country’s. I honestly did not know what to expect with this one as I hadn’t played any of the other ones, I kept thinking to myself about this games concept and wondering how rolling a ball around could be entertaining in the least, well this title showed me exactly how fun it can be! I’ve really only got good things to say about this one except for a few minor things that it had missing not that they were really needed to begin with. First of all this game is nothing but UNIQUE! I cant say I got bored with this at all since I’ve never wandered into the “Ball-Rolling” genre before. This game brought two things with it other than the crazy game-play, fresh music and art, all of the levels had some sort of upbeat japanese ... Read More
IRC!
For those who do not know IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. I have set up a Channel on Rizon. If you would like to chat with us you can get mIRC here the basic IRC client. http://www.mirc.com/ Once installed and you have set your settings type: /Server irc.Rizon.net After that and you are all connected type: /join #JabberRat And that should be it. Anyone is welcome to join us and share their input or just have a chat! ... Read More
Game of the Week #1: A Witch’s Tale
Since Halloween is nearing I chose to do this game because of the style and since I enjoy RPG’s. Unfortunately I don’t have many good things to say about this game. First of all, other than the characters the artwork was terrible it looked like ZUN did all of it, although I wish he had done it then it wouldn’t have sucked besides the art. This game really didn’t introduce anything new and I mean anything the combat is just the same as any other RPG except it makes you use the stylus to choose attacks or spells.all of the characters are recycled from old fairy tales, books, and superstitions. The actual story itself was cliche a swell you unleash a powerful witch that has been sealed for a convenient 1000 years in which you set out to stop. One of the most ... Read More
Cole’s Top 10 DS Games 2009
Here is a list of my 10 most favorite games of 2009, each of them comes completely recommended. The order doesn’t really mean anything just like them all. 1. Final Fantasy IV The transition to 3D was great and important cut scenes had voice acting. Was kept nearly unchanged to its original form. Added a new summon for a stylus mini game. Fixed many bugs from the original game. 2. Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor Awesome storyline. Solid gameplay. Great art. Delivered for the Shin Megami Tensei title it holds. 3. Scribblenauts Probably the most creative platformer to ever be. Each level has about 6000+ ways to complete it. Awesome replay value. 4. Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days Solid gameplay. Plays like its PS2 predecessor. Easy to follow missions and story. WiFi ... Read More
Resident Evil 5 :: BSAA Emblem Location Guide
Introduction: As soon as I loaded this game and watched the first cut scene I loved it. After my first play though I decided I liked the game so much that I would play though again, but this time gathering all of the BSAA Emblems and snag me the amazing Tribal outfit for Sheva. Let me first add that this guide was very fun making, and I plan to do it again for many other games. What is a BSAA Emblem? It’s a fun Easter Egg type hidden item that as collected will earn you new outfits and other things like achievements if your on the xbox. Good luck on your hunt! Chapter 1-1: Civilian Checkpoint 1-1 (None) Chapter 1-2: Public Assembly Click the images to enlarge. 1-2 (1) 0:06 ... Read More
Fate/Stay Night the Movie: Unlimited Blade Works
January 23, 2010 A theatrical release of my beloved Fate/Stay Night will be born into the world, It will be a movie of the Unlimited Blade Works route. This just made 2010 a great year for me. “I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, “Unlimited Blade Works.” I found this rather unexpected as TYPE-MOON has been working on CANAAN but I’m not complaining. So readers have any of you been waiting for an Unlimited Blade Works adaption to happen? ... Read More
The Seal of Fate is Now Broken. Now it’s up to you.
Here are some changes for Blazblue: Continuum Shift that were presented at Loketest. Note: Some of the information posted here are not certain and can be WRONG RAGNA - New Move Berial Edge is not an overhead, can not combo from ground, slow - Berial Edge does not get advantage frames on block - Dead Spike breaks guard primer by 1 - Damage from overhead nerfed - no change to jump cancellable moves - JD is smaller during Blood Kain - CS still doesn’t go through projectiles - C 2C are shorter but faster, less recovery time - 22C’s damage is fixed to 400 JIN -5B is slow -JB is slow, C>JB does not combo -added J2C, which is old JC -new DD Yukikaze 214214D, counter move same as Haku-men’s one, 3882 damage -J236D shoots out 2 projectiles instead of 3 -214B does not ... Read More
Lunar: Harmony of Silverstar
Once again my favorite RPG of ALL TIME gets remade! This time on the PSP Seems like its going to keep all original content nothing really new. But is going to have new graphics, animations, sound, cut scene’s and possibly voice. This game we be released in America 1/14/2010. Yet another reason to buy a PSP. ... Read More
BLAZBLUE: Continuum Shift
BLAZBLUE: Continuum Shift was announced in the October 2009 issue of Famitsu magazine and will include. Update: Other playable character is Nanaya Makoto Still unknown. Hazama New Character: Tsubaki Yayoi Redone Stages At least one more unknown character Character balance’s New moves New Distortion Drive for Rachel Arakune gets buffed for more ways to use his Drive -.- A “Beginner” mode for Arcade mode New projectile for Carl New HUD Ragna gets a new Drive It will be available for play at Game Center Hey in Akihabara during September/26-27 We do not know if this will be DLC for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 or a stand alone game. Here is a picture of the magazine page with the new character. ... Read More
Upcoming information!
Thanks for reading our first post! We have a lot of plans for Jabber Rat, you’ll be seeing some of them soon! We’ve got a lot of plans for reviewing Video Games, Software, and many many more. Our website design is only a start, and we’re undergoing a web 2.0 upgrade. We’re working on this as fast as possible. If you’ve got any suggestions please comment on this post! ... Read More